Saltwater Chronicles

1.  He's wearing a Ross Reel Hat….no one east of the Mississippi wears them
2.  His legs have not seen sunshine in 12 months
3.  Only a tourist from Colorado would wear swim trunks with a make-believe blue flowers
4.  He's wearing a wool buff with pictures of the CU mascot on it
5.  His shirt looks brand new and it has a logo (means he got it for free)
6.  His expression says I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING